#geekpickuplines is cracking me up a little too much. Some of my favorites:
If you were on a train I'd think you were a Ruby on Rails.
I lost my IP address... can't I have yours?
May I be granted administrative privileges to your clothes?
can i seed your torrent?
Hey baby, you'd look so hawt on tomorrow morning's blog post!
I am a geek, you're a nerd.. Opposites attract, right?
No matter how hard I try, I can't CTRL-ALT-DELETE you out of my mind.
come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
Hi, I'm Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
In other news, David HassLOLhoff makes the most awesome music videos: