Grey Lupous (greyias) wrote,
Grey Lupous
greyias

Oh, Twitter.

#geekpickuplines is cracking me up a little too much. Some of my favorites:

If you were on a train I'd think you were a Ruby on Rails.

I lost my IP address... can't I have yours?

May I be granted administrative privileges to your clothes?

can i seed your torrent?

Hey baby, you'd look so hawt on tomorrow morning's blog post!

I am a geek, you're a nerd.. Opposites attract, right?

No matter how hard I try, I can't CTRL-ALT-DELETE you out of my mind.

come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.

Hi, I'm Vista. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.


In other news, David HassLOLhoff makes the most awesome music videos:



Tags: bored, lulz
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