First prize goes to the person who can sit through this the longest!
First prize consists of my utmost respect. And by that, I mean I'll stare at you, wondering why you would torture yourself like that. I made it about 34 seconds through before I realized that my life was worth living, and quickly X'd out the window before it forced me to do something drastic. Sadly, it was too late for my eardrums.
I also vaguely recall a man in a pig costume. Or maybe I was just high. There are not enough drugs in the world.