I use this icon because apparently I "iz ded" to the world when I'm sleeping.
I mean, really really.
There was a shootout, an honest-to-god shootout not even half a block away from me last night (which you know, I should be more freaked about, but apparently I'm like "Oh, guns happen.") Do I wake up? Do I have a moment of clarity where I'm like "Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!" or some equivalent?
No.
I just snore.
This worries me, because now I'm really wondering if someone were to, I don't know, break in or something, would I just snort and roll over?
Because it's all about me and not my traumatized neighbors who just had someone die in their front yard.
I mean, really really.
There was a shootout, an honest-to-god shootout not even half a block away from me last night (which you know, I should be more freaked about, but apparently I'm like "Oh, guns happen.") Do I wake up? Do I have a moment of clarity where I'm like "Jesus Christ it's a lion! Get in the car!" or some equivalent?
No.
I just snore.
This worries me, because now I'm really wondering if someone were to, I don't know, break in or something, would I just snort and roll over?
Because it's all about me and not my traumatized neighbors who just had someone die in their front yard.
