Curious that somehow this 9000+ review piece of... of... (words fail me) had generated some sort of YouTube phenomenon, morbid curiosity led me here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2LmXUL5EuU&feature=related (not... bad, but I wouldn't watch it at work)
I laughed, I cried, I stopped breathing for a while...
After being revived from into a zombie-like state, I clicked onto one of the other related links:
Fox News at 11
Apparently zombies can go into cardiac arrest. After EMTs revived me with a plate of fresh brains, I knew I couldn't sleep until I followed up on the tragic tale of Ebony, Draco, and
Two AM... must sleep...
...but I have to know how it ends!
ETA: I'm on part four... out of ten. Help!