If you saw ME in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer me, then post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
Also, I'm eyeing that team sign-up post over at sga_flashfic and really having to talk myself out of it. Oh, too many fics on the plate already. I can't. I shouldn't. (And I will not write a 5 Things Thanksgiving Fic for the See No Evil 'verse. I will not. I will not.)