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Forgive me, I've been learning Flash for the past two days. It's kind of creeping in.
But, lo and behold, today's product reccomendation:
EyeClops Night Vision Infrared Stealth Goggles
Dude, dude, wait... are you serious? Night Vision and infared? All in one? That's amazing! How much would I have to pay for these beauties?
$68.99? Are you giving them away? Holy schnikes, sign me up for one, no, wait, give me two pairs, that way I can play Midnight Hide-and-Go-Seek with my flist. I mean--
You want me to go out in public in that? Amazon... Amazon, why do you mock me so? If I went outside in those, no one would ever take me seriously again. I'm sorry, but my dignity is just not worth the ability to pretend like I'm the Predator, or have the opportunity to shout in a thick Austrian accent "If it bleeds, you can keel it!"
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll take three.
You guys would play Midnight Hide-and-Go-Seek with me, wouldn't you? Bueller? Bueller?